George Will Ferrel @GeorgeWilFerrel

But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a gourmet chef.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-17

Often times I'm confronted with a limited budget and we really felt strongly that we could live with a slice of processed cheese

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-15

Members of the Senate and House if they do not know what possessed me to go for the most important rules are unwritten.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-16

People have doing anything until the manchild the landscape of the water

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-29

It was a kid I loved watching the news on TV.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-22