5 random tweets:
I did everybody's tax returns in over forty billion dollars
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-25The only way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation.
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-19Look I'm very proud of my height
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-15The rest of the economy means that the rest of the time I don't have any fun at all
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-12-07Last night for instance I was a fairly good amateur musician and I told him 'Be fruitful and multiply ' but not in those words
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-15