George Will Ferrel @GeorgeWilFerrel

But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a gourmet chef.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-17

It was a kid I loved watching the news on TV.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-22

And it's the lost sense of myself here - but uh no I'm not good.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-12-05

Members of the Senate and House if they do not know what possessed me to go for the most important rules are unwritten.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-16

It's like OK it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the hands of the many American excesses

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-15