George Will Ferrel @GeorgeWilFerrel

I mean it's tough for me to play Simon Cowell in a position where you can make choices regardless of money.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-22

I would be my dream role

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-12-05

Even before I even have it.

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-17

A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his audience

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-12-06

It's like OK it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the hands of the many American excesses

— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-15