George Will Ferrel @GeorgeWilFerrel

5 random tweets:

I mean it's tough for me to play Simon Cowell in a position where you can make choices regardless of money.
— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-22

But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a gourmet chef.
— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-17

I was a horribly awkward time - body hair odors.
— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-16

It's like OK it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the hands of the many American excesses
— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-11-15

In junior high P E I was way too shy to take a shower in front of them at restaurants.
— George Will Ferrel (@GeorgeWilFerrel) 2014-12-07