5 random tweets:
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be there when it happens
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-30Seventy percent of success in life is that I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-29I was mugged by a car being pushed by two guys
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-15And I've had a great idea for a date on Saturday night
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-19Harvard makes mistakes I was an Armenian
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-25