5 random tweets:
On the plus side death is one of the great disasters of the 20th century.
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-29
I did everybody's tax returns in over forty billion dollars
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-25
I think being funny is not a rigid level against which one bounces.
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-21
Before I met Ayn Rand I was an average professional But I saw that the standard of living - will not eat oysters
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-15
Right now it's only a notion but I will say this that if it continues higher this will do more to stimulate the economy
— WoodyAllenGreenspan (@WoodyAGreenspan) 2014-11-19