5 random tweets:
I have to drink this much to be the last pudge out there
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-26I've hung out in the long term
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-19I think I realized was that stand-up acting and writing are all their own disciplines
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-16Never tell people how to make good fried rice.
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-24I wish I had a romance novel inside me but I know people love the sting of battle
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-16