5 random tweets:
Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the travel hotels and airports
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-21If you play comedic scenes like they're seventeen.
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-19All real Americans play comedic scenes like 'What will happen?'
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-29Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the face of educated bullets
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-16All real Americans love the method and what you can be in the world you live in because you don't know how to budget your paycheck
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-22