5 random tweets:
Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the travel hotels and airports
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-21You can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the context without the meaning that you assigned to it .
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-26I know how to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-20Because you can be with someone who's good-looking if they open their mouths and they're an idiot then they cease to be as unfunny as you
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-21I wish I had a romance novel inside me but I know people love the sting of battle
— GeorgePattonOswalt (@GeorgePattonOz) 2014-11-16